Roper Romp Boozy Cruise

Come and knock on our door… we’ve been waiting for YOU.

The Roper Romp is BACK on the Sandhills Trolley… and if you missed it last time, just know… we didn’t act right then either.

Red wigs stacked high, gaudy jewelry that makes noise before you do, and kaftans flowing like you’ve got zero responsibilities and nowhere to be. This isn’t just dressing up… this is full Helen energy.

Chrissy’s, Janet’s, Stanley’s, Jack’s, Larry’s and Furley’s — all welcome — but let’s be real… the Helens run this show.

We’ll be rolling through our very own “Regal Beagles,” loud, proud, and impossible to ignore… leaving the Pines wondering what in the world just rolled by.

Because when a trolley full of red heads hits the streets…