Naked…ISH & Afraid: Survival Cruise

Naked…ISH & Afraid: Survival Cruise

Y’all asked for wild… so here we are.

We took a normal cruise and made it weird.

This one’s got 3 lively stops around the Pines, survival-style challenges, and chances to earn your drinks along the way. Let’s just say… you’ll want to be ready.

Dress code is Naked…ISH, y’all — fig leaves, camo, or any creative “coverage” required. The more ridiculous, the better. (We said themed… not THAT themed.)

And if this whole thing goes sideways… just know—I’m blaming Melissa & James.